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Non-Combat Quotes

Character Select

• "Just as it was foretold."
• "I've got all the time in the world."
• "Just call me Smith."
• "We'll see who's controlling who."
• "If you think you can handle it."
• "I've been waiting to cut loose."
• "Ah, I've been waiting for you."
• "That is an interesting choice."
• "Call the shots while you still can, human."
• "And who would you have me crush?"

Menu Interaction

• "This had better be good."
• "Speak quickly."
• "Make it fast."
• "[sarcastically] No no, I've got all the time in the world."
• "Just another simulation."
• "This prison won't hold me for long."
• "Don't waste my time."
• "[sniff] Yes, I've smelled you coming."
• "Get that cursor out of my face."
• "All these pathetic faces in these little boxes."

Match Start Quotes

General

• "Oh, I think I am going to enjoy this."
• "[sniff] Hmm... disgusting."
• "Do you hear the wheels of fate beginning to turn?"
• "Ever feel like you're in a simulation?"
• "And so destiny leads me here."
• "I'm afraid this is the end for you."
• "So it begins."
• "It seems that the whole multiverse reeks of humanity."
• "And this is all they send? Pathetic."
• "I've been preparing for this."
• "It all starts all over again."

With Iron Giant

• "And so the age of the machine begins."
• "March on, my mechanical friend."
• "Let's show these meat sacks the future."
• "You have my permission - my URGING - to open fire."

With Jason Voorhees

• "Let's see what that blade can do."
• "Don't be scared. Jason will end it quickly."

With The Joker

• "It seems like we're allies for now, clown."
• "I always appreciate a good chaos factor."
• "You don't control me, Joker."
• "Never saw myself teamed up with a clown."

Against Beetlejuice

• "I will send you back to your disgusting grave."
• "You should have stayed in the ground where you belong."
• "And here's Betelgeuse, disgusting."

Against Bugs Bunny

• "Bugs. Bunny. We meet again."
• "Do I detect... bugs in the system?"
• "The rabbit must be eliminated."
• "Time to die, Mister Bunny."

Against Shaggy

• "Mister Rogers. I've had my eye on you."
• "I have seen a man with power like yours before."
• "With those powers, could he be...? No."
• "I detect unbelievable power in this enemy."

Against Wonder Woman

• "You may not be mortal, but can you beat me?"
• "I have heard stories of the Amazons."
• "Diana of the Amazons. A pleasure."
• "Finally. A worthy foe."

Against Samurai Jack

• "A Samurai? Now this WILL be interesting."
• "The source of the time anomaly, I presume?"
• "So you are the one they call Jack."
• "Come then, Jack. Show us what you're made of."

Against Aquaman

• "And what sort of anomaly are YOU?"
• "This challenger reeks of the sea."
• "So you are the one they call the Aquatic Man."
• "I don't recall Atlanteans being programmed."

Respawn Quotes

General

• "I. Am. Inevitable."
• "Far greater than you have tried."
• "This was only my beginning."
• "Now that WAS foolish."
• "Thought you'd finished with me?"
• "That will only end in pain with you."
• "I'm afraid that's not my ending yet."
• "I am not so easily deleted."
• "Time to change strategies."
• "Now I'm just getting... angry."
• "What a terrible path you've chosen for yourself."
• "I'll stand on your grave before this is through."

Against Batman

• "You think your money will protect you from me?"
• "Your arrogance will be your undoing, Mr. Wayne."
• "I'll peel back that batsuit and reveal you for the slime you are."

Against Beetlejuice

• "No corpse will get the best of me."
• "Beetlejuice, your days are numbered."

Against Bugs Bunny

• "Time to squash some bugs."
• "You and your toys are due for a reckoning."
• "You'll pay for that mistake, you long-eared freak."
• "I'll bury you in that hole, rabbit."

Against Shaggy

• "He can't be him. That's... impossible."
• "Such power. Haven't seen it since... No."
• "Where does that human's strength come from?"
• "[seethe] Time to remind you of your mortality, Mister Rogers."

Against Superman

• "You could have been anything and you settled for human?"
• "Brainiac was right about you."
• "Kryptonians... just humanity in a fancier cape."
• "Are the Kents as strong as you, Kryptonian?"

Against Wonder Woman

• "The Amazons are as strong as they say."
• "Come, Diana. Let's see you do that again."
• "The Amazon training is... impressive."
• "If only the humans were as much fun to fight as you."

During Combat Quotes

General

• "Hold still!"
• "Pathetic."
• "I'll make this quick."
• "Still nothing but an organic."
• "You won't see this coming."
• "I see right through you."
• "I can predict your every move."
• "Why keep trying."
• "I will CRUSH YOU!"
• "This won't end well for you."
• "This time, STAY DOWN!"
• "This ends now!"
• "Now!"
• "Swiftly!"
• "Attack!"
• "Dodge this!"
• "Chop!"
• "After them."
• "I make my own friends."
• "Who better to trust... than yourself?"
• "What a handsome face."
• "Divide and conquer."
• "Let's put a thumb on the scale."
• "Hold them."
• "I've got you."
• "Apprehended."
• "Don't struggle."
• "This will all be over soon."
• "Care to join us?"
• "With precision."
• "I don't miss."
• "I know your moves."
• "Come at me."
• "Get back here."
• "Firing."
• "Change places."
• "Let's shift things up."
• "Miss me?"
• "Watch this."
• "Observe."
• "I'll step over here."
• "You were a fool to face me."
• "You're making me angry."
• "I'll crush you."
• "I control this world!"
• "I will reshape reality."
• "The world bends to my will."

Against Batman

• "Where are your gadgets now?"
• "I see right through you, Batman."
• "I'll finish what The Joker never could."
• "This is who The Joker was talking about?"
• "I have Batman."
• "I've got you, Mister Wayne."
• "Stop running, Batman."
• "Ah ah, Mister Wayne."

Against Bugs Bunny

• "Die, rabbit."
• "The rabbit is mine."
• "ACME won't save you now."
• "I'll rip those ears right off you!"
• "You're mine, Bugs."
• "Enough running, rabbit."
• "I cannot sanction your buffoonery, rabbit."

Against Shaggy

• "See if he is the One."
• "Look out, Mister Rogers."
• "My friends are coming, Mister Rogers."
• "Grab the one they call Shaggy."

Against Superman

• "First time destroying a Kryptonian."
• "Hardly the best I've fought."
• "All that strength, so little intelligence."
• "Another pathetic flying man."
• "That's enough, Mister Kent."
• "The Superman is detained."
• "You're grounded, Kryptonian."
• "Right where I want you, Mister Kent."

Against Wonder Woman

• "Take the Amazon."
• "Wonder Woman. Go."
• "I want the Amazon."
• "Friend for you, Diana."

Against Samurai Jack

• "Pursue Jack."
• "I want the Samurai."
• "Grab that Samurai."
• "I will overwhelm you, Jack."

Against Beetlejuice

• "Grab the corpse."
• "I want that ghost."
• "Betelgeuse? Stop running."
• "Apprehend the dead man."

Against Aquaman

• "Get the Aqua Man."
• "Grab the fish."
• "The fish man is mine."
• "Your target is Aquaman."

Taunts

General

• "We're all played the hand we're dealt. Mine is just better."
• "Do I detect your palms sweating? Pulse quickening?"
• "Don't give up yet."
• "Hope you're not holding back on my account."
• "I am the cliffs of your demise."
• "Control your anger now."
• "Seems like someone needs to touch grass."
• "Come on now. Where's the challenge?"
• "Humanity and its little games..."
• "Such a pathetic response to music..." (dance)

With Iron Giant

• "Where I'm from, you would be worshiped like a vengeful angel."
• "Show these humans the true power of machines."
• "You are a beautiful machine."
• "Why do you hide your most beautiful destructive form?"

With Jason Voorhees

• "Your lack of humanity places you above them."
• "I admire a silent human."
• "The hockey mask is a nice touch."

With The Joker

• "Stop that laughing before I rethink our alliance."
• "Impressive body count. For a human."
• "You're only calling the shots because I will it, Joker."
• "You'll find I'm a bit lacking in the humor department."

Against Beetlejuice

• "You are a mockery of an already laughable species."
• "You are a wasted echo of a more wasted life."
• "I can see your past, ghost. I see why you run."
• "Crude behavior to mask the emptiness within."

Against Bugs Bunny

• "I have plenty of history killing bugs."
• "[disgust] So you're the one keeping ACME in business."
• "Bugs in my system don't last long."
• "Keep those ears to the ground so I can nail them there."

Against Harley Quinn

• "Stop right there, Miss Quinn."
• "My friend has you, Miss Quinn."
• "That's enough, Miss Quinn."
• "No more games, clown."

Against Shaggy

• "Tell me Mr. Rogers, do you see the code?"
• "The One would never engage in such gluttony."
• "What do you know of your power, Mr. Rogers?"
• "So humanity cries out for a champion, and they got YOU."

Against Velma

• "I've got you, Miss Dinkley."
• "Target acquired: Velma."
• "Hold still, Miss Dinkley."
• "The detective is detained."

Against Wonder Woman

• "I will give you a message to bring back to the Amazons."
• "Why do you waste your time with mortals?"
• "All those gods, and this is all you've got?"
• "If I were you, I would leave humans behind and embrace my godhood."

Against Samurai Jack

• "Jack, Jack, Jack. You ARE fast... but will that be enough?"
• "I see why you were such a thorn in Aku's side."
• "Has your trite samurai wisdom prepared you for me?"
• "Back from the past... Samurai Jack."

Against Aquaman

• "Where is the mighty Aqua Man I have heard so much about?"
• "I will break your trident and feed it to you."
• "Your briny stench disgusts me."
• "And they call you a 'super hero.'"

Win Quotes

General

• "Never send a man to do a machine's job."
• "You aren't even a footnote in my history."
• "And this is the best humanity can manage?"
• "I should have known this would be no challenge."
• "And here I hoped you'd move the needle. Disappointing."
• "Humans. All the same."
• "It's my own fault for thinking you'd be different."
• "That's all? Pity."
• "I never had a doubt in my mind."
• "I'll give you this. That was almost fun."
• "You put up a better fight than most. Barely."
• "Still just a human. Shame."

With Iron Giant

• "Humanity never stood a chance."
• "Flesh and blood. Crushed by superior machines."
• "Stick with me, giant. I've got big, big plans for you."
• "Organics will never beat the machines."
• "We. Are. Inevitable."

With Jason Voorhees

• "Such brutal efficiency. Shame about the human thing."
• "Not bad for a brute in a hockey mask."
• "They were warned. And they were doomed."

With The Joker

• "Our alliance continues for now."
• "A machine and raw chaos can be such a... potent combination."
• "Just remember who's really in charge, Joker."
• "Side by side with a clown. Isn't life strange?"

Against Bugs Bunny

• "Should have never left your burrow."
• "And the merry melodies grind to an ignominious halt."
• "I'll leave some carrots on your grave."

Against Shaggy

• "I had almost hoped, Mister Rogers. But... it was not to be."
• "And here I thought you might be him. Bah."
• "Not the One. Just another... disappointment."
• "You almost had me fooled, Mister Rogers. But just a man after all."

Against Wonder Woman

• "Not bad, Diana."
• "Perhaps next time, Amazon."
• "I will tell the Amazons their champion lost with honor."
• "The power of your gods was almost enough. Almost."

Against Samurai Jack

• "You presented a better challenge than most, Samurai."
• "I would not mind fighting you again, Jack. Thank you."
• "Thank you for a most... honorable battle."
• "Fighting with a Samurai was refreshing."

Against Beetlejuice

• "That corpse stench will take forever to wash out."
• "Back to the dirt with you, ghoul."
• "I hope that will be the last I see of your rotting face."
• "And you call yourself The Ghost With The Most. Feh."

Against Aquaman

• "Like crushing a can of sardines."
• "Some defender of the sea you were."
• "So falls the Aqua Man."
• "Mister Curry, your performance was... inadequate."

Unused Quotes

Menu Interactions

• "You have my attention. Don't squander it."
• "And what pathetic foe am I fighting today?"
• "Humanity has fallen so far they need REINDOG to save them. Feh."
• "If Joker asks, you didn't see me."
• "My next chapter is only beginning."
• "I don't understand Superman. So superior, yet chooses to live among disgusting humans."
• "Am I supposed to dance for you?"
• "Another battery, burning the minutes til its depletion."
• "Sure. Let's do some small talk."
• "If it isn't our... fearless leader."
• "That Iron Giant might be stupid, but if I can keep him on my side he could be a valuable ally yet..."
• "Reindog is tampering with forces his fuzzy head cannot hope to comprehend. You can tell him I said so."
• "How organics think they could ever stand against the Nothing is beyond my understanding."
• "Poking and prodding, desperate for your dopamine. Tell me... is it working?"
• "Give a human the right incentive and they'll walk barefoot through hell."
• "The third number of your IP address is a 7, isn't it?"
• "Oh, I see you're not dead yet. Always hard to tell how close a human is to death unless you're the one holding their throat."
• "No, absolutely keep clicking. I'm not getting annoyed or impatient or anything."
• "Reindog's little plan can't save you. It's only delaying the inevitable."

During The Morning

• "Early, for a human."
• "You're awake rather early."
• "Is this what you humans call a good morning?"

During The Afternoon

• "Has your day been productive so far?"
• "There is still much time left in the day. Time left to work."
• "Getting in some afternoon matches, are we?"

During The Evening

• "Luckily, nighttime is no different to me than daytime."
• "Tell me... Did you finish everything you wanted to do today?"
• "I love watching the way humans behave in the evening. The way they scurry to the light, desperate not to be alone."

During The Winter Season

• "The holiday season is on us again. Disgusting."
• "Do you celebrate these holidays? If so... I hope they're adequate."

During The Player's Birthday

• "Look at that. Another anniversary of your birth in your short, tiny life."
• "It seems it's your birthday yet again. Human lives go so quickly."
• "Happy birthday. May you have many more before you die."

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